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  1. Yep, still a badass.

  2. Dick Hell

    Must be working out with Pacino’s trainer.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Sideboob. Eck.

  4. He’s Christopher Walken, now, but soon he’ll be Christopher FallenAndCantGetUppen.

  5. If any of you’s is tired of working for a piece of shit like Artie Clay, you come see me. I’m at the VFW running Bingo. You’re welcome, YOU’RE ALL WELCOME to come.

  6. Try real hard not to think of the Fatboy Slim video. That was….. someone else.

  7. Keep moving, Walken. Natalie Wood is catching up.

  8. One of the few actors I’d like to meet. Not sure I could sit through an entire thought process of his without blurting out “Just SAY IT!!!”…

  9. “Still can’t get that damn watch out.”

  10. it had to be said

    I’d like to see him brawl with Larry King.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    So we all get old and die. Thanks for giving the end away, asshole.

  12. The Brown Streak

    I see he brought the cowbell in his pocket.

  13. EricLr

    I wonder if he just walks around saying crazy monologs all day. I hope so.

  14. Lemmiwinks

    Man-boobs intersect with waistline in 3… 2… 1.

  15. kimmykimkim

    He gets a pass. On everything.

  16. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    You know… the party don’t start… until I… Walken…

  17. dboffer

    Aging sucks.

  18. yuhi

    best actor ever

  19. “I’ll be back in a few minutes. There’s someone I need to stab in the face, so I’m going to buy a new screwdriver.”

  20. bigalkie

    Someone ate the brown acid at Woodstock!

  21. Lord Invader

    I typed “Christopher Walken’s inseam vs Christoper Walken’s age” into Wolfram-Alpha and smoke started pouring out of my computer. Be warned.

  22. CranAppleSnapple

    I saw this awesome movie called The Sentinel, about evil and ghosts and nuns and stuff, and Walken was in it and he was super young, and I spent the whole movie waiting breathlessly for him to speak, and finally he did! One line, regarding a suspect or a perp. He was awesome.

  23. Swearin

    Him and Clint Eastwood need to make a crotchety old man, on-the-road, buddy movie

  24. King Diamond

    “Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!

    Brilliant actor!

  25. bethy

    Looks like didn’t get a tight enough seal when he was sucking the life out of Macaulay Culkin.

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