Yep, still a badass.

Must be working out with Pacino’s trainer.

Sideboob. Eck.

He’s Christopher Walken, now, but soon he’ll be Christopher FallenAndCantGetUppen.

If any of you’s is tired of working for a piece of shit like Artie Clay, you come see me. I’m at the VFW running Bingo. You’re welcome, YOU’RE ALL WELCOME to come.

Try real hard not to think of the Fatboy Slim video. That was….. someone else.

Keep moving, Walken. Natalie Wood is catching up.

One of the few actors I’d like to meet. Not sure I could sit through an entire thought process of his without blurting out “Just SAY IT!!!”…

Deadman Walken

“Still can’t get that damn watch out.”

I’d like to see him brawl with Larry King.

So we all get old and die. Thanks for giving the end away, asshole.

I see he brought the cowbell in his pocket.

I wonder if he just walks around saying crazy monologs all day. I hope so.

Man-boobs intersect with waistline in 3… 2… 1.

He gets a pass. On everything.

You know… the party don’t start… until I… Walken…

Aging sucks.

best actor ever

Your move Nick Nolte

“I’ll be back in a few minutes. There’s someone I need to stab in the face, so I’m going to buy a new screwdriver.”

Someone ate the brown acid at Woodstock!

I typed “Christopher Walken’s inseam vs Christoper Walken’s age” into Wolfram-Alpha and smoke started pouring out of my computer. Be warned.

I saw this awesome movie called The Sentinel, about evil and ghosts and nuns and stuff, and Walken was in it and he was super young, and I spent the whole movie waiting breathlessly for him to speak, and finally he did! One line, regarding a suspect or a perp. He was awesome.

Him and Clint Eastwood need to make a crotchety old man, on-the-road, buddy movie

“Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!

Brilliant actor!

Looks like didn’t get a tight enough seal when he was sucking the life out of Macaulay Culkin.