1. They truly are magnificent, no doubt about it.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    2 reasons to legalize cloning.

  3. Goddam that is a fine woman. Sigh.

  4. Schmidtler

    Looks like a cross between Rumer Willis and Dolly Parton.

  5. Please tell me the clerk at Starbucks asked her if she wanted milk…

  6. Udderly fantastic…

  7. Is that a Grimace hoodie? This whole hoodies-that-turn-into-characters fad has gotten way out of hand.

  8. The Brown Streak

    At least she doesn’t have to pay extra for the cream.

  9. journalschism

    “Your move, Vergara.”

  10. dboffer

    Woman still rocks.

  11. lily

    Great body and skin! She is such a Milf, I would be thrilled to look that good in 20+ years

  12. All you need is $11.5 billion and this glorious woman can be yours. Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.

    • “Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.

      OK, but if Salma Hayek is sleeping in my bed why would I want anything to do with Linda Evangelista?

      • *shrug*

        You got me, buddy. It sure sounded good when I wrote it, but in reality I’m not as young as I used to be, if you catch my drift.

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    I want her coat very much.

  14. Jonesy

    I just heard this chick’s name make a cameo in the best song ever written.

  15. Maloney

    Shit, there’s going to be a Grown-ups 2?

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