They truly are magnificent, no doubt about it.
She is truly awesome.
2 reasons to legalize cloning.
Goddam that is a fine woman. Sigh.
Looks like a cross between Rumer Willis and Dolly Parton.
Tell me, what’s it like walking around with that white cane?
Please tell me the clerk at Starbucks asked her if she wanted milk…
Not with a straight face they didn’t!
Is that a Grimace hoodie? This whole hoodies-that-turn-into-characters fad has gotten way out of hand.
At least she doesn’t have to pay extra for the cream.
“Your move, Vergara.”
Vergara ain’t got shit on her.
Woman still rocks.
Great body and skin! She is such a Milf, I would be thrilled to look that good in 20+ years
All you need is $11.5 billion and this glorious woman can be yours. Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.
“Oh, and you can plow Linda Evangelista on the side as a bonus.
OK, but if Salma Hayek is sleeping in my bed why would I want anything to do with Linda Evangelista?
You got me, buddy. It sure sounded good when I wrote it, but in reality I’m not as young as I used to be, if you catch my drift.
I want her coat very much.
You take the coat and I will take the Girl
I just heard this chick’s name make a cameo in the best song ever written.
Shit, there’s going to be a Grown-ups 2?
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