superficial

  1. it had to be said

    Silent but deadly.

  2. Deacon Jones

    She’s obviously in post-limo ride mode.

  3. Johnny P!

    I can’t understand why men don’t want me to give them blowjobs. I thought all men liked getting head! Weird…’

  4. suck it

    Miley Cyrus at age 30.

  5. The Brown Streak

    Sorry, sold out of fake rolexes.

  6. CK

    It isn’t easy enough to air out some gas in that dress? COME ON!

  7. cagster

    How comes her teeth don’t fit in her gob?

  8. dboffer

    Miley Cyrus + 3 facelifts + torn ACL surgery = Lauren Pope

  9. Not pictured: Charging bull.

    Olé!

  10. Yes, yes, we get it. You’re showing your ass to draw attention away from your freakishly deformed face.

  11. “See Georgia Salpa, your vagina is supposed to be down here, not in your armpit.”

  12. contusion

    The hairline of George Costanza

  13. tlmck

    “Nobody light a match!”

  14. LegMan

    Turn out the lights and have a party!

  15. mrsmass

    i guess they’re letting anyone into the Spiderman premiere. who are these ugly cunts?

  16. primitivefix06

    Insert fart joke here.

  17. Sam

    This trumps the “jolie leg”.

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