Silent but deadly.
She’s obviously in post-limo ride mode.
I can’t understand why men don’t want me to give them blowjobs. I thought all men liked getting head! Weird…’
Miley Cyrus at age 30.
You mean age 20 right? I figured that was a typo.
Sorry, sold out of fake rolexes.
It isn’t easy enough to air out some gas in that dress? COME ON!
How comes her teeth don’t fit in her gob?
Miley Cyrus + 3 facelifts + torn ACL surgery = Lauren Pope
Not pictured: Charging bull.
Yes, yes, we get it. You’re showing your ass to draw attention away from your freakishly deformed face.
“See Georgia Salpa, your vagina is supposed to be down here, not in your armpit.”
The hairline of George Costanza
“Nobody light a match!”
Turn out the lights and have a party!
i guess they’re letting anyone into the Spiderman premiere. who are these ugly cunts?
Insert fart joke here.
This trumps the “jolie leg”.
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