I picture the shore lined with black guys for miles all pissed off that they cant swim.
For the Fucking Win!
I’d fucking figure out how to swim to get to dat ass!
Because you’re an idiot.
Don, normally I have respect for your choices in ladies but I don’t get this one.
That AAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (because it IS that big) is fucking atrocious.
You guys can suck it. I love that big ass.
you kids and your inflatable swim toys
I’m sure her ass could manage to float them all back to shore.
That ass could manage to float them all to Cuba!
…what, could’nt think of a way to work watermelons and fried chicken into your joke? Racist.
Look at the size of them water melons. Dat ass is finger lickin’ good.
wah wah wah
Global sea levels rising?
Can science explain this? Checkmate Atheists!
yea, its called fat injections and cosmetic surgery.
Dude, this was NOT me.
chuba chub chub a big ass with some jugs. who do you think it be? a butcher? a baker? a candlestick maker? or just some fame whore by the sea.
That white stuff in the waves isn’t sea foam. It’s shark cum.
Sharks know what’s up.
Nah Sharks are way smarter than you, they have actual brains.
Not really. They want to take a bite out of that ass too.
They have to watch their cholesterol levels so methinks that they will pass…
Release the Ass Crack-en!
It wouldn’t look as grotesque if it wasn’t for the strings pressing into the flesh.
Judging by the downvotes, I’m guessing we hit a nerve with someone. Probably a Coco fan, or a bug-up-their-ass social justice blogger.
The scary thing is she’s actually wearing a pair of Bermuda shorts.
Quick push her back into the ocean! She’s dying!
It’s like wrapping elastics around a water balloon.
Oh, that reminds me. I need to buy four canned hams.
Thats the poster child of a poor diet and all kinds of future health diseases.
Aspect ratio. I’m sure it’s the aspect ratio.
I gotta admit, I agree with Don Zaloog. That really is a beautifully shaped ass. Unfortunately I think it belongs on a different sort of animal…like a rhinoceros!
Heard from just off shore: “Thar she blows!!!”
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