superficial

  1. Clock just struck 12.

  2. alex

    She thought this had something to do with pumpkin pie.

  3. Well at least we know who’s drawing the carriage…

  4. You’re gonna need a bigger coach.

  5. It’s Princess Dumpling.

  6. In Paris she’s considered “Reuben-esque”. That’s after the sandwich, not the painter.

  7. Tiggles

    Fatty Godmother.

  8. Didn’t know that Gus was an official Disney character.

  9. I want to throw one of her legs on my grill.

  10. those legs will give me nightmares tonight

  11. With an ass like hers you’re going to need a bigger carriage.

  12. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Booty.

  13. anonymous

    Huh….I guess that whole weight loss because of love thing has run its course. Big Kelly is making a comeback.

  14. bigalkie

    Hugh Jass….Paging Hugh Jass…

  15. Kelly ate the prince before he could dance with Cinderella there.

  16. jj

    In the real fairy tale, the carriage is supposed to turn into a pumpkin, not kelly clarkson

  17. lawn

    Obtenez le plongeur prĂȘt!

  18. Is this an episode of Tiaras & Sausage Casings?

  19. Andy Semite

    The Rocketeer got fat

  20. Senor Trout

    ‘Ze carriage, she cannot ride! It has not, how you say..?’

    ‘Shock absorbers?’

    ‘Oui! Oui! She has not ze shock absorbers!’

  21. Buba

    Why is she dressed as the Rocketeer?

  22. Why did she decide to forgo pants for long underwear?

  23. I still would!!! I love bangin curvy chicks doggy style! It’s Heaven, y’all! Bony, pointy asses hurt, I don’t care what y’all think!

  24. Go up a size! That fabric is letting out a high-pitched scream.
    Oh wait. It was me.

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