Dude, why do you always look sweaty like you’re fighting a boner in class.
Ragnar Lothbrok, why did you have your beard?
Doh *have is shave.
Cocaine’s a hell-a-va drug!!!
this is what happens when pete doherty and macaulay culkin get together.
Harry Potted And The Sidewalk By All The Bars
Harry Potter is the new face of heroin.
“Ok, I found a pen, well I stole it. All I have to do is sign 20 photos and you’ll give me some A-Bombs?”
Both he and Rupert Grint look like they’ve matured into fine, strapping heroin addicts. When’s Emma Watson’s turn?
“Renfield, I have a nice spider for you!”
Who the fuck are these new people who give thumbs down to anyone who makes a negative comment about someone? Don’t they understand the concept here?
Thank you!!! I was thinking the same thing.
People? Try person. 1 apple will never spoil TS’s rotten barrel, lol.
“The bees are singing and the trees are blue…the bees are singing and the trees are blue…the bees are singing and the trees are blue…Yes, mother. I will remember my little brother…”
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.