One shake or two, do you think? I’m thinking one, since he’s too lazy to even zip it after.
Security escort check, Sketchy mustache check, Fly down Check. Man sex in the bathroom Check.
I was thinking a 6 pack of mike’s hard lemonade, a bunch of condoms, and 13 year old girl.
And by leaving, you mean, kicked out for jacking off in the theater?
Must be George Michael’s bar.
That’s the gayest security guard I’ve ever seen.
Who leaving the what now?
My name *panther growl* is Keith Stone!
Hell I thought this was Jimmy Fallon after having security blow him.
Is Cirque du Soir a gay bar?
What do birds do?
“Well I de-clare, the glory holes in this establishment are amazingly droll.”
“Ed Westwick” is actually his porn name. It indicates that his dick curves to the left.
Ed Westwick leaving ‘Suck-Du So Much Cock’ Nightclub
Book Of Mormon Security…
Seriously fucking ugly.
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