superficial

  1. This art made me look like “The Scream.”

  2. someone forgot to put quotes around “artist”.

  3. Smapdi

    A fail, yet still better than Kanye’s ‘American Psycho’.

  4. Tiggles

    Mock if you like, but the piece was purchased for six figures by a benefactor listed only as “Travolta, J.”.

  5. Justin Bieber has replaced Christina Ricci as the goth collage centerpiece of choice.

  6. broduhjenner

    usher just dropped a load (of money) to buy this thing.

  7. puddin'butt

    the artist commented ” obviously it is abstract. were it realism the penis would have been sticking into Bieber and nou out of him”

  8. Wrynoceros

    [penis not to scale]

  9. If MJ were alive, this guy would be an instant millionaire.

  10. It’s missing the pyramid of scented candles, which really is key, but otherwise, I don’t see how this is any different from the shrine in the back of your average pedophile’s closet.

  11. jj

    I see they made neverland ranch a tour spot

  12. Could he pick a more vague title?

  13. SMB

    …sure, when HE does it, it’s “art” …when I do it, it’s “evidence.”

  14. I guess pedo bear is into scrap booking these days.

  15. Mumbler

    GIBBS!!! GIBBS!!! GIBBS!!! Look at the size of my junk!!!

  16. mike

    Imagine what it must be like to be Fish – you look at this, and realize this is your life.

  17. “Sorry the collage is so ragged around the edges. They’re only allowed to use safety scissors where the artist lives.”

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