superficial

  1. “No thank you, my driver is already bringing my car around.”

  2. “I know they are not on the best of terms, but could you see if Mikhail Prokhorov would talk to Putin for me? You see I seem to have lost…”
    “Ha Ha!”

  3. “Jay, I know they are not on the best of terms but could you ask Mikhail Prokhorov to talk to Putin for me? You see I seem to have lost my…”
    “Ha Ha!”

  4. caley

    “Give back my ring, you commie sonofabitch!”
    “Oh old people!”

  5. Plasmic

    Hey Jay, do you think you could get Putin to give me back my ring? He’s not returning my calls.

  6. CK

    “I luvs yo’ cheese!!!”

  7. “Oh my God, it’s Wayne Brady. I’m a HUGE fan.”

  8. tlmck

    “Yessa massah. I’s suprised to be heeya!”

  9. “Twenty-fi’ dollahs a week? Jist fo’ pickin’ up de dog mess and den mowin’ yo’ lawn? I be dere bright and early!”

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