Keanu Reeves in New York City. (June 17, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Girl behind Keanu has taken his bottle – Keanu has not yet noticed.
left shoe—laces and zipper pull.
right shoe (not pictured)—velcro and pilgrim buckle.
strike that … reverse it.
“As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies because of the excellent sugar rush.”
Keanu Reeves, shown here with his stunt double.
“There is no spoon… but I’ll be damned if they’re not selling ice cream sundaes over there!”
From the makers of the Sad Keanu meme, we have a new one: sad, mystified transient women who look like Sad Keanu.
Dude couldn’t grow a full beard to save his life.
I guess that just makes you more manly than he is. Right, Aunt Sally?
No, dude, I really was Ted “Theodore” Logan and Neo. And no, I’m not Russell Crowe.
He still thinks he’s in the matrix.
“I’M GROWIN’ A BEARD HERE!”
Keanu feels so much safer out there since hiring Kelly LeBrock.
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