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I bet I can guess why she needs her knee polished.
Those knees have seen a lot of floors. She needs to keep them from getting ashy.
Consuelo, not now!
No I clean knee, knee is dirty. You are all out of Windex.
Now that “The Office” is over, Angela Kinsey can’t seem to find another acting gig.
Now that myfriends is hirsute – a weedwhacker to shave with?
That’s it, put the boom mike down there for the vagina monologues.
“Maria, if you insist on brushing my pubes with that thing, at least install some new batteries first.”
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