Remember when you used to have be good looking or talented to be a celebrity? Remember? Anybody?
What’s “Tokarev” about? A funeral director with Bell’s Palsy?
“Ok now Nick, your character’s signature move is a sly, but sexy wink. Let me see you try it…and we’re fucked”
I think he and Travolta go to the same Hair Club 4 Men.
I can STILL be Superman! Check out the hair!”
“How do you like the script so far, Mr Cage?”
“This movie is going to *suck*, its perfect.”
He thought he was at a movie premiere. Turns out it was a bukkake party. Now he has to wipe his Face… Off.
“That paper clip you shot over with that rubber band…take just one fucking guess where it hit me…”
He’s trying to decide what his tic will be for this movie…
Has someone informed him the movie is called “Tokarev”, and not “Man On The Moon”?
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