Kanye West at a press conference for the Cannes Lion's International Festival of Creativity in France. (June 17, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“Is that Riccardo? Let me just slip this thing off …”
Any man who can convince himself he’s in love with Kim deserves to be at a creativity festival.
I guess it was too warm outside for leather jogging pants.
The panel for the Festival of Narcissism and Self-Indulgence must have already been full.
Princess Leia said it best when she said: “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I though”.
I imagine all his close friends are saying the same thing to him, though referring to Kim.
Does he know his wife is flapping her tits with his daughter in the streets of New York. Does he care?
“I’m sorry, I don’t speak French. What does ‘un cuckold douchebag’ mean in English?”
“Is it true that Sir Mix-a-lot wrote his famous song about your wife when she was a baby?”
“Damn, y’all. Yeezy needs a boat.”
Every time he does that underbite thing, I imagine his next line is spoken like Karl from Slingblade
” Who said my wife looks like a Hobbit ?”
Years later, and he’s still struggling to ‘get’ the fishsticks joke.
Fuck this guy.
That face says he just got “Kardashian” in the spelling bee.
Kanye: “Est-ce que votre femme un Hobbit? Could I get a translation please… oh hell no, my bitch ain’t no Hobbit… how I get married in Paris, France if my bitch is a Hobbit? Bam! “
“Hey, you. Yeah you…the guy with the great tan. Don’t just sit there. Get off your ass and shampoo that guy’s hair.”
“Damn… this ring just don’t come off. Man, what the hell was I thinkin’ agreeing to have a baby with the devil’s daughter? I already HAD fame and money. Yeezus, you done and gotten yourself into another fine pickle”.
This is what you really wanted, huhhhhhhhhhhhh?
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