Kim Kardashian in New York City. (June 17, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
She’s actually breaking in. That is a locked door she managed to open just by leveraging it against her ginormous ass.
Her ass is afraid she’s going to the gym and is trying to head the other way.
That ass is huge. I’m surprised it doesn’t have an orbit!
She’s gonna need both those doors to open.
Damn Frank! I thought for sure I’d get the first “Moooooo” in!
She’s going to have to open both doors.
Oops, McPoyle beat me to it.
If she walks backwards, does a warning beeper go off?
No, the USGS earthquake detectors do not make beeping sounds.
I wonder how much it cost to install door glass that makes her ass look smaller in their reflection?
Truthfully, Kim is looking better and better these days, at least everywhere but…. there.
On No!!! It’s the “Ass of Dorian Grey”!!
Fly me to the moooo …. ♪
…..the hell? That doesn’t look like the service entrance. How she gonna get that thing through a normal doorway?
She has fucking ruined her body and face with plastic surgery. http://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/kim-kardashian-butt-before-and-after-lead.jpg
Now thats a lumpy butt ..
The Diaper is Full!
“We’re gonna need a bigger door!”
Everything that can be said about Kim Kardashian has already been said here by people much less fucked in the head than I am.
Shortly after this pic was taken, Kim attacked her reflection in the window, mistaking it for another whore.
Ah hah, caught ya looking’ at yourself. Always lookin’ out of the corner of he eye for the paps, too. Narcissus loved his reflection so much he drowned in it! *heads for the nearest wishing well*
Why does it suddenly smell like pee?
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