superficial

  1. This guy sure has seemed joyful lately. I wonder what it could be?

  2. Where’s the rusty trombone?

  3. Cock Dr

    “A Sky Full of Stars”….who did he steal that one from?

  4. Consciously uncoupling quality from music.

  5. George P Burdell

    He is singing a “There is Something About Mary” song because he doesn’t know if was Cameron Diaz and not Gwyneth who starred in the movie.

  6. Johnny Barbells

    …this is the smile of a guy who had a big Mac for the first time in 10 years.

  7. Swearin

    The concept for his character has already been done in Mary Poppins and a Pixar short.

  8. This is like Lebron James on the Miami Heat.

  9. Kenneth

    Chris Martin: “Gwynneth, I’m doinking Alexa Chung these days, hope that’s cool”

    Gwynneth: “How colonial of you, Christopher, please tell her to wash her vagina in evian before you have coitus.”

  10. “Ding dong the witch is dead ….”

  11. In Las Vegas no one would give him a second glance.

  12. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    “Welcome to Open Marriages! I will be your guide!”

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