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  1. That’s funny. I thought he’d be running *towards* that kind of truck.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    Okay, everyone… look to your left and you’ll see Joe Jonas who’s apparently late for his shirtless men’s soccer league game.

  3. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you look to your left you’ll see one of Hollywood’s famous gays.”

  4. George P Burdell

    On the way from his tour guide job to a personal trainer gig.

  5. So that’s how he makes money now, he gets paid to “randomly” pop out and be seen on celebrity tours?

  6. “And… coming up on your right, a shoeless man wearing a soccer jersey with his penis out.”

  7. “Oh shit! Buddy Fun is a tour bus, not a gay bang bus!”

  8. “Oh, I thought it said ‘BOOTY Fun.’ I’ll just act like I forgot something back inside.”

  9. Did he just escape from a Hot Tub Tour Bus?

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