superficial

  1. Just stop it you dipshit

  2. He’s leaving without Sun-yi.

  3. Cock Dr

    It’s hard to get a hot dungaree fashion fad started but you can see he’s obviously giving it all he’s got.

  4. It’s called an inseam. Have you heard of it?

  5. Flatliner

    Popeye waited until retirement to come out of the closet.

  6. On the set of the sequel: “Has Been John Malkovich.”

  7. Karma

    Always the athlete…

  8. The ‘No Fucks Given Convention’ is in town.

  9. Is there a store in Hollywood that sells homeless people’s clothes for top dollar? Who am I kidding, I am sure there is.

  10. It’s like an Abercrombie & Fitch ad for retired existentialists.

  11. “You know… I’m starting to suspect that my wardrobe man actually hates me”.

  12. The rolled pant cuffs bring out the magic in his attire.

  13. GAH! Look at Halle Berry!!!

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