1. Her cans are as big as her head.

  2. she’s looking better than she has…I wonder why

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Ethan Hawke is going to “accidentally” touch those boobs one way or another.

  4. Ethan Hawke, the poor man’s Skeet Ulrich.

  5. George P Burdell

    Lance and Jody from Pulp Fiction II

  6. I hate this guy.

  7. Johnny Barbells

    Boobs. Nature’s bacon.

  8. JimBB

    Meanwhile, Rosanna is slowing turning into jerky.

  9. Ah. The ol’ let me hold your hand in comfort and put my arm around you while I accidentally brush my hand over your exposed boobs trick.

  10. Schadenfreude

    Somewhere a trailer park is missing its king and queen.

  11. kenneth

    Patricia Arquette: “I got the same sized breast implants my brother Alexis got!… The brand name is ‘Double Cannons’… too much?”

    Ethan Hawke: “aahhhhhhhI am so sorry I cheated on Uma Thurman… I’m going to make some calls… maybe she’ll still take me back”

  12. Considering their ages and where their careers are at, if they become a couple they could qualify as a single successful actor.

Leave A Comment