Still bringin’ the heat (& the crazy).
I wonder if it would be possible to just hit it once and avoid all the crazy?
First, learn how to speak French…
David Justice was the first to dip this well, 20yrs ago.
Just ask him how it worked out… loll
As long as you are a white and good looking, you should be okay. All she wants is the sperm donation. However, you try to stick around and she’ll immediately start calling you a broke-ass mf’er, tell everyone you called her a n****r, call the cops and report that you assaulted the help and finally move out of the country with your kid in tow.
She accused the men in her first relationships of being abusive and sex addicts. Wesley, David, Eric were all black. you can’t win with this hot crazy woman.
I made a crack about J-Lo suffering form borderline but sadly Sister Halle is a true candidate for Cluster B.
Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!
You know how you just can’t help yourself when you see bubble wrap? Same principle applies here.
Oh, except for the French guy punching you to death.
To the uninitiated, this might be worth getting beaten to death by a French man.
Is it even possible to get beaten by a French man? Maybe flambéed perhaps.
Ask her baby daddy.
Can we cut out the middle man and let her beat me to death with her butt cheeks?
Looking good again.
(Ties hair up, removes all sharp objects and anything that can be used as weapons from pockets, applies vaseline to face)
“Okay, boys, I’m going in…”
The Teflon dress, for when you need any fluids to just slide right off …
Halle: “Does our new intern Malia Obama know that her Uncle Samson Obama raped a thirteen year old girl just two years younger than her in Berkshire England in 2009? Since no journalist has asked her father about it, tell her to ask him why her father used diplomatic immunity to help his molesting brother escape justice?”
It’s pretty sad that her silhouette looks hotter than she does.
Her tits look larger and better than ever. Goddamn you bipolar disorder. You’re the reason we can’t have nice things.
Black women just age better than white men…I mean look at John Malkovich.
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Halle Berry at the premiere of 'Extant' in Los Angeles. (June 16, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News