“What the hell is this?”
“I told you, honey—shrinkage.”
I don’t think I’ve ever looked that sad about a pool handy.
I hate it when the jizz gets stuck in your arm and leg hair.
“You know that wad of pubic hair I ripped from my crotch yesterday? Today, it’s your turn!”
Hey, that’s Kenny Powers!
I dunno, she looked pretty damn good on Fargo
with her tits shoved all the way up. I’d take that ride.
So the rest of her looks like 2 month old Cottage Cheese.
Just never look down, and never, ever look back.
One of them peed in the pool and the other is pissed about it..
Underwater porn is awesome.
“…you told me you definitely were not jon lovitz …ooooh, i am so mad at you right now.”
DON’T EVER LEAVE ME, JON LOVITZ!!!
“Is it in yet?”
“Oh, God… I think I’ve made a terrible mistake”
“But… I was saying booo-urns…”
Ygritte realizing that was not Jon Snow she just blew.
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