1. I wish I owned a boat. It sure would beat digging in the middle of a mosquito-infested forest. Man, do I ever itch!

  2. If this had been the plot to Speed 2, it wouldn’t have bombed at the box office.

  3. Pfft…Tommy Lee did it better.

  4. Joe Blow

    She appears to not know what “motor boating” really means.

  5. Cock Dr

    Someone should alert the Coast Guard.

  6. Flatliner

    What a useless pose. Too awkward to get a good beej or shag from behind. Might as well just stand there and steer the boat while she washes your balls.

  7. George P Burdell

    That is what Alec means when he says “assume the position.”

  8. Bishop

    This is how she drives a car too.

  9. Quagmire

    Kris Jenner looks so spry!

  10. Karma

    Funny, now that she has the kid and the financial security,
    she starts posting pictures specifically created to fuck with Alec.
    He’s a maniac and this has to be killing him, like she cares.
    It’s time to move on to hubby #2, somebody her own age.
    I think everybody saw this one coming, except for Alec.

  11. Dick Nose'ie

    wouldn’t be funny if she’s actually retarded and doesn’t know how to actually sit or how not to stand on the counter

  12. “Fellatio Boat soon will be making another run
    The Fellatio Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure
    Your mind on a new romance…”

  13. anonymous

    Dullest knife in the drawer this one.

  14. I hope she wrecks.

  15. We here at Sunseekers Yachts call this particular feature the “Lotus Blossom Autopilot”. Now on the down side, the Autopilot cannot actually tell where the boat is headed. On the plus side, will you REALLY care about that?

  16. Anon

    Alec Baldwin’s wife is super hot. I bet she’s a total power fuck.

  17. ben dover

    man is this family desperate for attention?

  18. I’m surprised Alec Baldwin didn’t run in there and dunked his nuts in her mouth like Terry Richardson, or will he?

  19. She strikes me as the type of person I would find obnoxious as fuck IRL, and would constantly have to refrain from bitch slapping.

  20. Sexy little spinner. If I was married to her I’d be constantly smiling because I’d be constantly in dat ass.

  21. My god she is the biggest attention whore ever. I see since his daughter never gets posted on here anymore, she clearly demanded the attention whore budget money be only spent on her now.

  22. ksmack

    Hilaria-OUS Baldwin, amaright?

  23. Little Tongue

    Take this, Geneviève Sabourin!

  24. Carl Rove

    Would someone please teach this poor bitch how to use shit

  25. CptCreep

    We’re going to be seeing a lotmore of this now that Jason Momoa is Aquaman…

  26. This picture has GOT to be the gayest photo ever taken of a woman. What a crap shot.

  27. It’s her new yoga pose, the bobber.

  28. Kenneth


  29. I like her. She’s easy on the eyes and looks like she’s got a great sense of humor. I’ll bet she’s fun to hang with and a great roll in the hay.

  30. “And THIS is how I snagged your father”.
    “Gross… I could never be a brunette”.

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