I wish I owned a boat. It sure would beat digging in the middle of a mosquito-infested forest. Man, do I ever itch!
If this had been the plot to Speed 2, it wouldn’t have bombed at the box office.
Pfft…Tommy Lee did it better.
She appears to not know what “motor boating” really means.
Someone should alert the Coast Guard.
What a useless pose. Too awkward to get a good beej or shag from behind. Might as well just stand there and steer the boat while she washes your balls.
That is what Alec means when he says “assume the position.”
This is how she drives a car too.
Kris Jenner looks so spry!
Funny, now that she has the kid and the financial security,
she starts posting pictures specifically created to fuck with Alec.
He’s a maniac and this has to be killing him, like she cares.
It’s time to move on to hubby #2, somebody her own age.
I think everybody saw this one coming, except for Alec.
It’s true. I fear this doesn’t end well for him.
$10 says the guy who took those pictures, is banging her.
Another $10 says it ISN’T Alec…
wouldn’t be funny if she’s actually retarded and doesn’t know how to actually sit or how not to stand on the counter
“Fellatio Boat soon will be making another run
The Fellatio Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance…”
The Fellatio Boat is cumming soon?
Dullest knife in the drawer this one.
I hope she wrecks.
We here at Sunseekers Yachts call this particular feature the “Lotus Blossom Autopilot”. Now on the down side, the Autopilot cannot actually tell where the boat is headed. On the plus side, will you REALLY care about that?
Alec Baldwin’s wife is super hot. I bet she’s a total power fuck.
man is this family desperate for attention?
I’m surprised Alec Baldwin didn’t run in there and dunked his nuts in her mouth like Terry Richardson, or will he?
She strikes me as the type of person I would find obnoxious as fuck IRL, and would constantly have to refrain from bitch slapping.
Sexy little spinner. If I was married to her I’d be constantly smiling because I’d be constantly in dat ass.
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