Tom Cruise on the set of Oblivion in New York City. (June 12, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
I bet his contracts these days have a “Mr. Cruise must not be put near a heat source or open flame” clause.
When I’m rich I’m going to have a black man to open my zip and a midget like that to change channels on the TV
Someday… Someday soon, Xenu will give me the power of normal height…
“Thaaaaat’s it Shaquille, now scratch a little more to the left, then it’s my turn”
“Yep, smooth as a dress store mannequin”
So Will Smith is in the movie too?
He’s looking into the eyes of his 5’8″ co-star.
His gay date, Thing from the Addams Family, would remember this date for the rest of his life!
Everyone is pointedly looking away from this mid day handjob.
When he told the surgeon he wanted it to be long and black, that wasn’t what he had in mind.
does he need the wiggle to get beamed to the mothership?
In every picture like this there is always some sneaky black guy in the foreground copping a feel.
“Hey Travolta, your move.”
Tom Cruise’s illegitimate son looks on in the background
That’s the young clone he keeps around to remind him of “Risky Business”.
John Travolta should wash his hands, at least.
Well, now I know what “look, it’s Superman!” is code for.
“Mr. Cruise, you sho ’bout this ‘intensity knob’ bisness?”
“Shut up and keep adjusting; I need it for the scene!”
Let me get that for you sir.
Looks like someone L’s TC’s C.
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