“Shhhee you guyssshh [hic] latersshhh …”
I think I saw her yesterday on the off-ramp, holding up a “Will Act Batshit-Crazy for Attention” sign.
Aww, she must have gotten shrimp juice in her eye.
Brett Ratner just spilled his cocktail dipping sauce looking at this…
Finally, an opportunity to wear that bridesmaid’s dress!
Best. Audrina Patridge. EVER!
“On these early Terminator models, sometimes the eyes go a little squirrely when they’re trying to calculate the distance to a target.”
No matter how whitewashed she still gives the Asian lazy eye in photos.
I think she’s as cute as can be and I’d let her clean my apartment as long as she agreed to do it in the nude.
For some reason, her arms look extra long to me in that photo. Eh, she’s still boring though. Go away, Munn.
“WHY? WHY? Okay lady, love ya buh-bye!”
“I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our children…”
Oi! Got soap in me Jap’s eye. That’s why it’s all squinty!
Wonky eyed but I’d junkboat her.
Hey baby wanna come up to my room for a jumbo shrimp COCKtail?
She’s letting out a fart RIGHT NOW.
Looks like the Purple Eclair Eater.
I would just love to turn that upside down.
The Wonk-Eye is an STD now?
I feel like she is all lined up to be attractive but she just….isn’t. I can’t pinpoint what is so dull about her. it’s everything.
Pit Bulls will never understand why everyone rather pet the Border Collie no matter how much they wag their tail.
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