superficial

  1. catapostrophe

    “Shhhee you guyssshh [hic] latersshhh …”

  2. EricLr

    I think I saw her yesterday on the off-ramp, holding up a “Will Act Batshit-Crazy for Attention” sign.

  3. Josephus

    Aww, she must have gotten shrimp juice in her eye.

  4. Brett Ratner just spilled his cocktail dipping sauce looking at this…

  5. Alison

    Finally, an opportunity to wear that bridesmaid’s dress!

  6. The Pope

    Best. Audrina Patridge. EVER!

  7. JC

    “On these early Terminator models, sometimes the eyes go a little squirrely when they’re trying to calculate the distance to a target.”

  8. j/k

    No matter how whitewashed she still gives the Asian lazy eye in photos.

  9. it had to be said

    Wonk.

  10. Smapdi

    For some reason, her arms look extra long to me in that photo. Eh, she’s still boring though. Go away, Munn.

  11. The Brown Streak

    “WHY? WHY? Okay lady, love ya buh-bye!”

  12. “I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our children…”

  13. LordViperScorpion

    Oi! Got soap in me Jap’s eye. That’s why it’s all squinty!

  14. Dwayne Wade's Goatee

    Wonky eyed but I’d junkboat her.

  15. El Jefe

    Hey baby wanna come up to my room for a jumbo shrimp COCKtail?

  16. LupusYonderboy

    She’s letting out a fart RIGHT NOW.

  17. cc

    Looks like the Purple Eclair Eater.

  18. CK

    I would just love to turn that upside down.

  19. The Wonk-Eye is an STD now?

  20. skidmark

    I feel like she is all lined up to be attractive but she just….isn’t. I can’t pinpoint what is so dull about her. it’s everything.

    • Visible Ink

      Pit Bulls will never understand why everyone rather pet the Border Collie no matter how much they wag their tail.

  21. Blech

    Meeeehhh.

  22. Sheppy

    Derp.

  23. lily

    completely over rated, looks and “talent” wise

  24. tlmck

    Caught her mid wink trying to attract a new famous boyfriend.

  25. George McFly

    Never been impressed with her and she’s now passed the female expiration date of 30. Go away, you have no talent and you’re a 5.5 at best.

  26. I would wreck that 25/8. There will be no mercy.

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