superficial

  1. EricLr

    Bet I can come up with something really creepy to say between here and the door.

  2. j/k

    Tom Cruise wants his Stacee Jaxx character back.

  3. MarkM

    Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons.
    Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once. No chicks with Autistic kids.

  4. The Brown Streak

    This is what happens when you book One Direction to your party.

  5. Isn’t he too old for a midlife crisis?

  6. Stewie Griffen

    Phony bat cr@p crazy wannabe beatnik artist

  7. tito

    jim bieber

  8. No matter how kooky he gets I still love him.

  9. Bigalkie

    A billion dollars and you still look so Scarborough

  10. cc

    He’s channeling his formative years in Jackson’s Point.

  11. tlmck

    Morphing into his girlfriend.

  12. Kat

    People should need a licence to wear aviators.

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