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  1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Actors ‘fore’ actors? They really are lost without a writer

  2. He the groundskeeper?

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    If you see this man near a playground or women’s dorm, just call the cops first and ask questions later.

  4. DeucePickle

    Going to be hard to keep the generator running to keep the lights on at the trailer park once that American Pie money finally dries up.

  5. Josephus

    I had no idea Tommy Chong was his biological father.

  6. The Brown Streak

    “My other hat is a Schlitz!”

  7. El Jefe

    He and Richard Greico can go back to wherever they were hiding before now.

  8. journalschism

    Late 70s-era Chong needs a new beer.

  9. bethy

    When he wears a PBR hat, it doesn’t seem ironic.

  10. cc

    Pabst Blue Ribbon? Next thing you know Roger Staubach will return to football.

  11. CranAppleSnapple

    Your fries are up.

  12. Ah, yes… shitty aviators, a beard that looks like a ballsack and a PBR hat. For when you absolutely, positively have to look like a total bag of douche.

  13. PBR is cool right guys? I’m still hip and cool…Oh god someone please tell me I’m still relevant

  14. tlmck

    And they wonder why there is a no fly list.

  15. King Diamond

    Captain Caveman

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