1. Strange graduation ceremony.

  2. Minky Wail

    Not what he had in mind when he heard he’d be sword fighting with a frat boy.

  3. EricLr

    Uh…graduation is actually next week Mr. Gosling…uh, okay… sure, I guess I can fence you…

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    They’re fighting for the last place in Illuminating Manuscripts 101

  5. These two donkey dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue.

  6. j/k

    Dude your Mom graduated from Darth Maul Academy.

  7. MarkM

    “Okay, so you’re some douchy high school kid who’ll be working at Arby’s soon, you’d better wear this protective face gear…I on the other hand am in every movie on Earth because I’m so handsome, I’ll just go sans helmet!”

  8. The Brown Streak

    Ever since Disney acquired the rights, Power Rangers seem to have a bit less of a budget.

  9. lol

    Is his mother studying to be a pirate ?

  10. Shame Jerry Sandusky isn’t there to show them another way to sword fight.

  11. El Jefe

    Always suspected he was into sword play.

  12. FanGirl

    I hate this guy.

  13. Ahh so this is how you hit on Bieber!

  14. journalschism

    “I went through this already with Ryan Reynolds. Only the swords weren’t so big.”

  15. gigi

    double foil fencing? hm… cool

  16. cc

    His mom’s a badger now.

    Baaaaaaaaadggggggggggggerssssss!

  17. Bigalkie

    Napoleon Dynamite and Ryan Gosling have a duel to see who will be Pedro’s BFF. Vote Pedro!!!!

  18. If he’s getting lost in my eyes he will never see the sword behind my back.

  19. “I’ll ring the doorbell.”
    “No, I’ll ring the doorbell.”
    “Back off, jerk, I’ll ring the doorbell.”
    “No, asshole, I’m ringing the fucking doorbell…”

  20. Swearin

    “Okay kid, so your line is “When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master. Got it?”

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