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  1. EricLr

    I really wish Oompa Loompas would develop the self-esteem to stop wearing those stupid shoes. Wonka left them so messed up in the head.

    • Your Worst Nightmare

      Calling Snooki an Oompa Loompa is so f**king funny. And original!! Bravo to you and your wit, sir.

  2. Josephus

    “Fuck or fuck not. There is no fingerbang.”

  3. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    This is the kind of thing that inspired Walt Disney to create an empire. All I can see is a rat.

  4. “Here, pull this.”

  5. Minky Wail

    So I’m guessing to avoid injuring the baby, they just unbolted the roller coaster seat she was stuck in?

  6. Cockaroach

    Breastfeeding fat is from ass…

  7. The Brown Streak

    When they said someone hit the broad side of a barn, I didn’t think they meant this.

  8. little turtle head

    Shit those are some long ass cheeks! It looks like she got 2 loaves of bread stuffed down her pants…

  9. journalschism

    Is that your ass or are you just happy to make me throw up?

  10. Stewie Griffen

    Honestly, I think that picture says it all.

  11. Man…I didn’t know asses got pregnant too?

  12. cc

    Which Garbage Pail Kid is this?

  13. CK

    Someday. Someday THIS will be kim kardashian’s ass.

  14. Blech

    She broke the ride. Making it look like it’s someone else’s fault seems the right thing for her to do.

  15. That is a MASSIVE baby bump! WHEN is she due?????

  16. I can look past the pancake ass – she’s pregnant so whatever (a longer shirt or jacket would help though, let’s be honest). It’s that horsetail she’s got attached to the back of her head that’s making my eye twitch involuntarily.

  17. Bigalkie

    Snooki ate Seaside Heights? Bad Snooki

  18. kimmykimkim

    “Does this smell like shit to you?”

  19. tlmck

    “So I bought the car seat but it doesn’t go anywhere!”

  20. What a funny looking fireplug!

  21. King Diamond

    That looks like Danny DeVito from behind. In his Penguin costume on set of Batman Returns.

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