I really wish Oompa Loompas would develop the self-esteem to stop wearing those stupid shoes. Wonka left them so messed up in the head.
Calling Snooki an Oompa Loompa is so f**king funny. And original!! Bravo to you and your wit, sir.
“Fuck or fuck not. There is no fingerbang.”
This is the kind of thing that inspired Walt Disney to create an empire. All I can see is a rat.
“Here, pull this.”
So I’m guessing to avoid injuring the baby, they just unbolted the roller coaster seat she was stuck in?
Breastfeeding fat is from ass…
When they said someone hit the broad side of a barn, I didn’t think they meant this.
Shit those are some long ass cheeks! It looks like she got 2 loaves of bread stuffed down her pants…
Is that your ass or are you just happy to make me throw up?
Honestly, I think that picture says it all.
Man…I didn’t know asses got pregnant too?
Which Garbage Pail Kid is this?
Someday. Someday THIS will be kim kardashian’s ass.
She broke the ride. Making it look like it’s someone else’s fault seems the right thing for her to do.
That is a MASSIVE baby bump! WHEN is she due?????
I can look past the pancake ass – she’s pregnant so whatever (a longer shirt or jacket would help though, let’s be honest). It’s that horsetail she’s got attached to the back of her head that’s making my eye twitch involuntarily.
Snooki ate Seaside Heights? Bad Snooki
“Does this smell like shit to you?”
“So I bought the car seat but it doesn’t go anywhere!”
What a funny looking fireplug!
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