1. catapostrophe

    Looks like he just shot J.R.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    How did he see the pic of Bethenny Frankel from there?

  3. EricLr

    Somewhere, a sad, legless Scuzzlebutt is roaming the mountains of Colorado with no one to talk to.

  4. Brice Jenner: “Hey, Patrick, let me give you the name of my plastic surgeon…”

  5. Frank The Duck

    “Yikes! an electrified door….”

  6. brit

    What do you mean, I’ll be naked in the shower scene this time?

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Are we supposed to believe he spent the last thirty years in the foyer

  8. That’s not Bobby Ewing, that’s Alex Trebek.

  9. “Invisible door has brass handles! Pretty brass handles!”

  10. MarkM

    “Oh, no, you mean my entire career has just been a dream?”

  11. El Jefe

    Is he meeting Richard Greico for lunch?

    • Why not? It’s not like either of them has a real job to be at.

      • The reboot of “Dallas” premieres tomorrow on TNT! Or in your case, Iveski, Canadian Bravo. (Not sure about the “tomorrow” part for you, though.)

      • kimmykimkim

        Oh no. Not a Dallas reboot. Wait, what exactly is a reboot? Does that mean same actors, same characters, present day, or what? And you know I don’t know how the show ended. I was like, maybe three.

      • Well, in this case it’s more like “Dallas: The Next Generation.” Larry Hagman is still J.R. and Patrick Duffy is Bobby, but now it’s their kids who are going at each other. Or something like that. I’ve only seen the promos. I don’t intend to watch it. I never watched the original. (Which ended in 1991, by the way.)

  12. cc

    Yikes, has the pool closed already?

  13. Bigalkie

    Aquaman!

  14. Jill

    “I’m still alive?”

  15. tlmck

    “Patrick! Patrick! It’s me Suzanne Somers and I have my Thighmaster!”

  16. “Oops, sorry, Paps.I gotta go… I’m running late for my electro-shock therapy appointment.”

  17. Swearin

    He’s surprised to see anyone from entertainment media following him around, it’s been a long time…

  18. Michael J. Fox is in the new Dallas series?

  19. Christine Lakin is fucking HOT!!!

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