1. catapostrophe

    Oof.

  2. This picture really can’t communicate the sound made when her lips rub together…

  3. The Pope

    Hey Maria, is that an iPhone? Also, can I touch your hoo-ha?

  4. That didn’t take long.

  5. kimmykimkim

    Oh, that’s unfortunate.

  6. The Brown Streak

    This whole David Stern walk is really starting to become a trend.

  7. So much for dance workouts creating ballerina legs — I guess that is only attainable via starvation. So disappointed…

  8. journalschism

    Queen of the Walk of Shame Dress.

  9. tlmck

    One of these things is not like the other.

  10. Bigalkie

    Doesn’t she have Entertainment Extra handlers to airbrush and crop? Enough make up and filters…

  11. This picture looks great if you imagine that under that frock she’s going commando.

  12. squishy

    Her right thigh looks completely photo shopped!!

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