I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Somehow I think she’s already swallowed her pretty and her pretty’s little dog.
Only to regurgitate them ten minutes later in the ladies’ lounge.
This answers the question of why Tom Cruise had some black guy’s hand in the vicinity of his penis.
Nice gaping maw, shithead!
To quote the internet: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
An AK-47 would also work.
Shhhhh I can’t masturbate violently with all your screaming.
If I could convince her to hang out in my garden she could scare the crows away from the strawberry patch.
I fucking hate J.A.P.S.
I hate them with all my heart. And so does everyone else, they just wont admit it.
Children who use bath salts, have parents that use baths salts….
sorry, that’s all I got of this one.
Just did my good deed of the year by giving that homeless person the change from my $9.95 Low-fat Soy Latte YAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!
Well, erections, been nice knowing you.
It doesn’t matter what the myths say. You can only kill them by chopping off their heads.
Must be tough to live in a city with a lot of mirrored buildings and a face like that.
Fuck is it Halloween already?
So, she finally saw herself in a full lenght mirror.
I thought Bozo the Clown died years ago?
in the next shot she hocks up boba fett.
I make that face when I see her…so what’s she looking at when she makes that face…Medusa?
Man, her talk show won’t last long.. I doubt guests will get to talk at all.
That face is the first thing you see the morning after, and the last thing you see before no one hears about you again.
Jesus fuck, I will never be able to unsee this!
Is this another form Tim Curry takes?
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