superficial

  1. journalschism

    Norman Rockwell much?

  2. Gin&Tonic

    seriously, who the fuck wears a bow tie anymore? my cousin’s wedding was black tie and even then noone wore that shit

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Who needs to be arbitrarily cast in “The Hobbit” when you’ve got rosie-red full cheeks?

  4. Looks like he’s got a dirty ginormous centipede crawling across his face.

  5. He looks like he just sharted.

  6. Batu Khan

    The list of things right with this picture would be a lot shorter.

  7. And to think this little troll was getting Evangeline Lilly. There is hope for us all gentlemen.

  8. JanusUranus

    I thought this had to be Steve Irwin’s kid.The resemblance is uncanny or canny, Whatever the fuck that means.

  9. The way his face looks reminds me of Aboriginals. For some reason.

  10. This guy isn’t even real. He’s a cartoon character.

  11. Max Hardcore’s out of jail already?

  12. Looks like he should be wearing clown makeup and scaring small children at the circus.

  13. Mortimer Snerd: the Motion Picture.

    Oh Google it, ffs.

  14. Man, you’re just seeing those creepy masks from “The Purge” everywhere these days.

  15. Jesus fucking Christ THAT NOSE!!!

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