superficial

  1. yoop

    “I wonder if this will match my rug?”

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “All the Dude ever wanted was his antlers back. They really tied the deer together.”

  3. Those are the antlers they took during their hunting trip to Brokeback Mountain.

  4. Jake, not only do you not deserve to imitate “The Dude”, but you really shouldn’t even be in the same room as Jeff Bridges.

  5. “Brokeback Mountain 2″

  6. Guy

    The Dude abides.

  7. JanusUranus

    Jacket and tie- optional for entry. Mountain man beard- mandatory.

  8. “Do you like sex, Mr Lebowski?”
    “‘Scuse me?”
    Sex, the physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?”
    “I was talking about my rug.”

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