1. I probably won’t see this movie.

    I’m white.

  2. I’m a person who is interested in her boobs.

  3. Donald Sterling

    Jim Henson’s lesser-known daughter.

  4. I’m thinking like a man right now. Guess what I’m thinking.

  5. His height, her tits, and that bitch on the right’s face all look like they’re getting sucked into a wormhole at once.

  6. Nobody's Daughter

    I don’t get the new pointy nails. Painful accident waiting to happen. Not to mention ugly.

  7. Flatliner

    If it wasn’t for the boobs, all I would see is Charles Barkley.

  8. Voice of Reisling

    I just got a hankering for pancakes.

  9. In every photo like this, there’s a black dude in the background saying it all with his eyes…no, not that guy, the other one.

  10. PassingTrue

    Could I introduce you to Hugh Grant from the last photo?

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