superficial

  1. They were lucky to get her! Who’d have thought her schedule would be busier than every other cast member of the film?

  2. Donald Sterling

    That’s not a statue. That’s actually Jon Heder.

  3. Slappy Magoo

    Has it really been 10 years since I thought to myself “what an overrated piece of shit?” Man, how time flies.

  4. (Thumbs through ’89 version of Obscure Black Celebrities Reference Guide) “Sweetie, what’s my Amazon password again? I need to make an order!”

  5. Voice of Reisling

    This is closest a black person has ever gotten to Napoleon Dynamite.

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