1. dontkillthemessenger

    I bought the audio version and it’s quite short.

    “Motherfucka, go out and READ the book. That’s why it’s called a book asshole!”

  2. You know 80% of the words on those sheets are fuck and motherfucker.

  3. I thought Laurence Fishbourne was supposed to do that.

  4. I heard some of it already. It’s hilarious.

  5. “And…. action!”

    “Yo, hold up! Time out! TIME OUT! Y’all take a chill! Ya’ need to cool that shit out! And that’s the double truth, Ruth!”

    “Cut. That was great Samuel but can you stick with what’s in the book, please.”

    “Say ‘what’ again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!”

    (Sighs) “Gonna be a long night, guys.”

  6. ” The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
    The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
    You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
    I am not mother fucking Lawrence Fishburne”

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