Gerard Butler in West Hollywood. (June 9, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
“So when you go inside with your date, you always want to remember to latch the door like this”
That awkward moment when your lunch guest slips into full retard.
“OK, well I wasn’t planning this, but I’ve got 5 minutes and I just saw a porta-potty at the construction site across the street. Ready?”
She does not look to thrilled at the prospect of having sex in a Porta Potty. When hooking up with a celeb she always envisioned a 5 star hotel room at somewhere like the Four Seasons.
Leelee Sobieski was promised work, not fishing stories!!
“I’m a well-respected actor!” *ba dum tss*
“So,so…I shove her against ta side of the porta-potty and just as I’m gettin’ ready ta fuck her, I hear “Remember me asshole!” and its Brandy Glanville looking up at me through the toilet seat with a bunch o’ turds on er’ face!”
“A-boom and beep-bop-bip, Bob’s your uncle, a frog in a sock and a dingo’s breakfast and then I fucked her.”
he’s air drumming some blast beats. sweet.
“Is this your card?”
“Gerald, you’re not holding anything and besides that, were playing Tic-Tac-Toe.”
I think the energizer bunny shows more depth and range.
“After the accident my arms were stuck this way. So you’ll have to help me eat my sandwich.”
“Ba-da ba-dum ba-dum ba-dum bom bom – I can feel it, coming in the air tonight…”
So, then I say to Wolfgang Puck “This is SPAGO”
air-drumming while farting the intro to Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher”
“So this hand is on her head. And THIS hand is holding the
pot a pot door closed…”
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