1. Chaz

    Everyday Mary Carey looks more and more like Mariah.

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    I don’t know exactly what that stuff is, but I imagine it involves BBQ sauce.


  4. Cock Dr

    Wanna see how a superstar gunt can bend space & time?
    Just look at the skirt.

  5. Exactly where does that bottle “Go N’Syde?”

  6. Someone should dub in a fart for every time she takes a step in the outfit

  7. I’d love to Go N’Syde her.

  8. Just before she snapped her tether and killed three handlers.

  9. Sponsored by Los Pollos Hermanos, apparently.

  10. “The skirt? Yes, I’m afraid that’s a bit more complex. I’ll defer to Mr. DeGrasse Tyson on this. Dr. Tyson?”

  11. She’s wearing her “Nick didn’t listen” bitch slap gloves.

  12. Pretty soon it will look like she has mosquito bites for tits.

  13. the most narcissistic fucking bloated slag in all of Slaggerdom.

  14. Voice of Reisling

    To “go n’syde”, I’m going to need a door jack and a respirator.

  15. Wow, black Matt Lauer sure is happy.

  16. oh no

    Mimi’s chrysalis is filled to capacity. Butterfly? More like a B-52.

  17. I think I’ve seen about enough of this woman. She’s really beginning to bore the hell out of me.

  18. fiona

    from the neck down, she always looks like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.

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