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  1. “Sitting next to Prince … must … not … scratch balls … “

  2. Joe Blow

    “Is that the fucker pretending to be my brother on Rupert’s new reality show? Come on, Dave, time to cut a bitch.”

  3. He looks like Gambit

  4. Donald Sterling

    And now for the part of our show where the ball-kicker and the anachronistic monarch must act like they give a rat’s ass about the commoners….

  5. The new Posh & Becks.

  6. Voice of Reisling

    Did someone say “friendly?”

  7. oh no

    I see an Angry Bird and an Angry Jello Pudding.

  8. Icehawg

    “…no guesses? None? Alright gentlemen, that is called a “vagina”. Next up on Pictionary….”

  9. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    “They were stunned…just stunned. They thought their country
    survived the foreign onslaught. Years of their county under siege.
    After forcing the foreign entity from their soil, they believed their
    culture could be strong again. But it would only be mere hours until
    Madonna’s plan would land at Heathrow…”

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