The Amazing Mumford
actually his is just heading out for a date with Dita Von Teese
He looks like the most emaciated vampire ever…
So that’s what the Phantom of the Opera looks like without his mask? Um…put it back on, please.
When someone asked if Cocaine killed vampires, a big laugh was had by all.
“I want to suck your cock!”
Giggles all round. It’s the Cape of Good Dope
“Onnne, Twwwooo, Thrreeeee ounces for Count Cokula.”
YOU told the papers that John Travolta molested you?!? So did I, Ahhahahaahaa!
When in Hungary, do as Hungarians do!
shenanigans involving Jessica Simpson’s skirt
THIS… IS… DRACULA!
aww crap. Great minds, sir, great minds.
I love how this is up for almost two hours without a 300 reference and then you two came up with that at the same time.
This. IS. CHOCULA!
It’s all a buck of laughs until Count Douchula turns into a bat and flies up your girlfriend’s cocktail dress.
“buck”? – when did autocorrect start not using swear words?
BAHAHAHA! Jorge!? Are you keeeping track!? That threeeee fansay puuussy I’ve ‘ad duenight… AH AH AH AH
That’s my attorney.
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