Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel leaving the MET Gala in New York City. (May 8, 2012)
Dude, the paparazzi’s vision is not motion based, you douche!
Don’t look at me now damn you! Just reach lower, keep reaching lower, lower!
Justin: “Just… saw… real… art!… People… in.. room… better… dressed… than…me!… Some… of… them… younger!…. Some… more…. talented… some… richer!… Justin confused!”
Jessica: “Oh, don’t be silly, JT! Let’s go clubbing, get shit-faced, and later I’ll let you snort coke off my ass! Everything’s gonna be fine! *giggle*”
There’s your problem lady, your douchenozzle’s come right through the floor.
pissed the paparazzi showed up bc he was just about to get a suckback
That’s his “I can’t believe I actually got engaged to this crazy chick… please let us get hit by a garbage truck” face.
“So, I’m sitting here with my penis out and the paps show up . . .”
That’s a great impression of a hot dog.
His next song is called “I’m Bringin’ Planking Back.”
I fucking love Jessica Biel
This kid has a pretty good life
Pants off dance off.
I think I just ruined my cummerbund
the only thing hybrid is his date..
*whispers* “Okay, now slowly, casually, make like you’re going to take a nap and put your face down there.”
“Is there a dick in that box?”
He just realized what the word “marriage” means.
Fuck! It’s Michael Bay! Why does he keep stalking me and calling me Shia?
Did she just stick the finger in the stinky?
Here, $20 for twice more round the block. C’mon, honey, bear down.
“Oh, he’ll look at it, he knows who butters his bread…we’ll sit in this car until he does.”
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