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Dude, the paparazzi’s vision is not motion based, you douche!
Don’t look at me now damn you! Just reach lower, keep reaching lower, lower!
Justin: “Just… saw… real… art!… People… in.. room… better… dressed… than…me!… Some… of… them… younger!…. Some… more…. talented… some… richer!… Justin confused!”
Jessica: “Oh, don’t be silly, JT! Let’s go clubbing, get shit-faced, and later I’ll let you snort coke off my ass! Everything’s gonna be fine! *giggle*”
There’s your problem lady, your douchenozzle’s come right through the floor.
pissed the paparazzi showed up bc he was just about to get a suckback
That’s his “I can’t believe I actually got engaged to this crazy chick… please let us get hit by a garbage truck” face.
“So, I’m sitting here with my penis out and the paps show up . . .”
That’s a great impression of a hot dog.
His next song is called “I’m Bringin’ Planking Back.”
I fucking love Jessica Biel
This kid has a pretty good life
Pants off dance off.
I think I just ruined my cummerbund
the only thing hybrid is his date..
*whispers* “Okay, now slowly, casually, make like you’re going to take a nap and put your face down there.”
“Is there a dick in that box?”
He just realized what the word “marriage” means.
Fuck! It’s Michael Bay! Why does he keep stalking me and calling me Shia?
Did she just stick the finger in the stinky?
Here, $20 for twice more round the block. C’mon, honey, bear down.
“Oh, he’ll look at it, he knows who butters his bread…we’ll sit in this car until he does.”
This thing is just for show, like a Safety Man doll you use for the car-pool lane. The real JT is chained to a wall in her basement.
“What if I just… oops, it’s out now. So… roadhead?”
When discussing the new Prius, the chauffeur mistakenly thought he heard Justin say “It’s dick shift.”
shes too good for him
I think his balls finally dropped.
“Just a couple more strokes”.
Baby, I don’t mean to scare you, and don’t look down–but I think John Travolta is on the floorboard.
Somebody’s getting ready for a blowjob on the way home.
“I so need some tacos right now Jess!”
“What. Have. I. Done.”