Steven Tyler at the premiere of Dark Shadows in Hollywood. (May 7, 2012)
Oh wow, Melissa River is Looking quite nice here!
I hope he doesn’t blow his polygrip, some poor bastard could lose an eye
Actually, he is warming up to fall of the stage again.
singing: “Janies got an overbite”
Just found out he got another reprieve from the glue factory.
Apparently horses can have nine lives too.
Little known fact: They couldn’t find dentures to fit his gaping pie hole, so they actually had to use horse teeth.
Why did Miley dye some of her hair white?
When Steven dies he’ll set a new world record for fastest decomposition.
His upper row of teeth has to be at least 65% of his body weight.
Tim Burton looks so much better after caps and veneers.
“It’s Big Bootay .. tay .. tay!!”
So…John Whorfin, John O’Connor, John Bigboote…that makes the guy up top John Cocktoastin?
Anybody see John Carpenter’s movie “They Live”?
This guy needs to be gaffed.
Fanciest. Nutcracker. Ever.
Someone’s getting a little long in the tooth. Seems to have twice as many too.
Corn on the cob’s worst enemy.
I still haven’t figured out this whole denture thing
Last week he actually had them in backwards, but it made his singing better so he turned them around again
Finally! Someone who can Mr. Burns!
Not shown: the twinkie on a fishing hook that got tugged away too quickly for him to snatch.
I feel bad for the worms. They won’t have anything to eat after he dies.
What do you mean “after”?
When they went into the basement and found her dead body in the chair…that was scary.
He can eat an apple through a fence.
Good thing he wore a diaper.
When mops and horses mate…
I had no idea that the character from all of the Iron Maiden covers was a real person !!!!!!!
Hey look, they got an actual vampire to attend the movie about a fictional one!
Prince Charles really let himself go.
Why would anyone question evolution when this image gives us conclusive proof?
Looks like it’s time for Mr. Wonkas semi-annual haircut.
Stage 4 Steven Tyler is extremely painful.
Separated at Foal: Steven Tyler and Sarah Jessica Parker.
His teeth are nothing compared to his nasty ass toes!
they are F’ed up! He is literally as mess from head to toe!
Congratulations to Dude Looks Like a Lady for his Kentucky Derby win!
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