Oh wow, Melissa River is Looking quite nice here!
I hope he doesn’t blow his polygrip, some poor bastard could lose an eye
Actually, he is warming up to fall of the stage again.
singing: “Janies got an overbite”
Just found out he got another reprieve from the glue factory.
Apparently horses can have nine lives too.
Little known fact: They couldn’t find dentures to fit his gaping pie hole, so they actually had to use horse teeth.
Why did Miley dye some of her hair white?
When Steven dies he’ll set a new world record for fastest decomposition.
His upper row of teeth has to be at least 65% of his body weight.
Tim Burton looks so much better after caps and veneers.
“It’s Big Bootay .. tay .. tay!!”
So…John Whorfin, John O’Connor, John Bigboote…that makes the guy up top John Cocktoastin?
Anybody see John Carpenter’s movie “They Live”?
This guy needs to be gaffed.
Fanciest. Nutcracker. Ever.
Someone’s getting a little long in the tooth. Seems to have twice as many too.
Corn on the cob’s worst enemy.
I still haven’t figured out this whole denture thing
Last week he actually had them in backwards, but it made his singing better so he turned them around again
Finally! Someone who can Mr. Burns!
Not shown: the twinkie on a fishing hook that got tugged away too quickly for him to snatch.
I feel bad for the worms. They won’t have anything to eat after he dies.
What do you mean “after”?
When they went into the basement and found her dead body in the chair…that was scary.
He can eat an apple through a fence.
Good thing he wore a diaper.
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