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  1. Crissy

    Oh wow, Melissa River is Looking quite nice here!

  2. Johnny P!

    Just found out he got another reprieve from the glue factory.
    Apparently horses can have nine lives too.

  3. your mom

    Little known fact: They couldn’t find dentures to fit his gaping pie hole, so they actually had to use horse teeth.

  4. JC

    Why did Miley dye some of her hair white?

  5. Dick Normal

    When Steven dies he’ll set a new world record for fastest decomposition.

  6. dontkillthemessenger

    His upper row of teeth has to be at least 65% of his body weight.

  7. Tim Burton looks so much better after caps and veneers.

  8. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/08/bb_1-340_260.jpg[/img]

  9. Pierce Bronzetan

    Anybody see John Carpenter’s movie “They Live”?

  10. Bigalkie

    This guy needs to be gaffed.

  11. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    Fanciest. Nutcracker. Ever.

  12. Someone’s getting a little long in the tooth. Seems to have twice as many too.

  13. Corn on the cob’s worst enemy.

  14. Coyote

    I still haven’t figured out this whole denture thing

    • Grand Poobah

      Last week he actually had them in backwards, but it made his singing better so he turned them around again

  15. Finally! Someone who can Mr. Burns!

  16. CK

    Not shown: the twinkie on a fishing hook that got tugged away too quickly for him to snatch.

  17. The Brown Streak

    I feel bad for the worms. They won’t have anything to eat after he dies.

  18. cc

    When they went into the basement and found her dead body in the chair…that was scary.

  19. He can eat an apple through a fence.

  20. Blech

    Good thing he wore a diaper.

  21. ctrl_tab

    When mops and horses mate…

  22. Cisco

    I had no idea that the character from all of the Iron Maiden covers was a real person !!!!!!!

  23. Swearin

    Hey look, they got an actual vampire to attend the movie about a fictional one!

  24. tlmck

    Prince Charles really let himself go.

  25. Why would anyone question evolution when this image gives us conclusive proof?

  26. Kelly

    Looks like it’s time for Mr. Wonkas semi-annual haircut.

  27. bethy

    Stage 4 Steven Tyler is extremely painful.

  28. Separated at Foal: Steven Tyler and Sarah Jessica Parker.

  29. chachacherry

    His teeth are nothing compared to his nasty ass toes!
    they are F’ed up! He is literally as mess from head to toe!

  30. Congratulations to Dude Looks Like a Lady for his Kentucky Derby win!

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