Eva Green at the premiere of Dark Shadows in Hollywood. (May 7, 2012)
She looks good for drunken whore!
My goodness, Eva, cover that damned fivehead.
She looks like she is barely holding in the vomit.
Bride of Frankenstein?
It’s like a black sock I lost made it big in Hollywood
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come to your premier! Choose and perish!
I know this look. It’s that moment when you’re halfway through passing a turd that should not physically fit through your anus.
she looks like she is about to piss herself and blame it on someone else… its a move called the SnookPee
Ah, yes. It really is much better when the stripper cries.
I love that song…
I’m guessing she plays a vampire?
ugh. Is this Vesper from ‘Casino Royale?’ I just threw up in my mouth.
Good Lord! That ain’t right…
That cocktail really did have a bitter aftertaste.
“THERE IS NO EVA ONLY ZOOL.”
ESPN presents What if Kid N Play were white.
I feel like her real name rhymes with ‘vulva’.
Designer dress, Walmart hairdo.
Permit me to introduce you to the Poor Man’s Penelope Cruz.
… not porn star Hailey Young?
Would you like some heroine, Mr. Bond?
Still looking for her Groom of Frankenstein.
Nimble little minx, isn’t she?
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