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  1. Crissy

    She looks good for drunken whore!

  2. it had to be said

    My goodness, Eva, cover that damned fivehead.

  3. brilliant

    She looks like she is barely holding in the vomit.

  4. Pierce Bronzetan

    Bride of Frankenstein?

  5. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    It’s like a black sock I lost made it big in Hollywood

  6. Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come to your premier! Choose and perish!

  7. waldo

    I know this look. It’s that moment when you’re halfway through passing a turd that should not physically fit through your anus.

  8. Grand Poobah

    she looks like she is about to piss herself and blame it on someone else… its a move called the SnookPee

  9. Bob

    Ah, yes. It really is much better when the stripper cries.

  10. Cock Dr

    I’m guessing she plays a vampire?

  11. Jill Ess

    ugh. Is this Vesper from ‘Casino Royale?’ I just threw up in my mouth.

  12. CK

    “THERE IS NO EVA ONLY ZOOL.”

  13. The Brown Streak

    ESPN presents What if Kid N Play were white.

  14. Blech

    I feel like her real name rhymes with ‘vulva’.

  15. tlmck

    Designer dress, Walmart hairdo.

  16. Franka

    Permit me to introduce you to the Poor Man’s Penelope Cruz.

  17. I'mCool

    … not porn star Hailey Young?

  18. Mcdoubler

    Would you like some heroine, Mr. Bond?

  19. EricLr

    Still looking for her Groom of Frankenstein.

  20. Col. Bat Guano

    Nimble little minx, isn’t she?

  21. She does look a bit ratty in this pic, but she actually has a bangin’ pair of hooters!

  22. bigalkie

    That’s just a fucked up french look. She is pretty hot

  23. She’s got a serious sourpuss going here but she really is a stunningly beautiful woman. Check out a movie named “The Dreamers” to see all that you need to see.

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