She looks good for drunken whore!
My goodness, Eva, cover that damned fivehead.
She looks like she is barely holding in the vomit.
Bride of Frankenstein?
It’s like a black sock I lost made it big in Hollywood
Sub-creatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler has come to your premier! Choose and perish!
I know this look. It’s that moment when you’re halfway through passing a turd that should not physically fit through your anus.
she looks like she is about to piss herself and blame it on someone else… its a move called the SnookPee
Ah, yes. It really is much better when the stripper cries.
I love that song…
I’m guessing she plays a vampire?
ugh. Is this Vesper from ‘Casino Royale?’ I just threw up in my mouth.
Good Lord! That ain’t right…
That cocktail really did have a bitter aftertaste.
“THERE IS NO EVA ONLY ZOOL.”
ESPN presents What if Kid N Play were white.
I feel like her real name rhymes with ‘vulva’.
Designer dress, Walmart hairdo.
Permit me to introduce you to the Poor Man’s Penelope Cruz.
… not porn star Hailey Young?
Would you like some heroine, Mr. Bond?
Still looking for her Groom of Frankenstein.
Nimble little minx, isn’t she?
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