Take that Superman shirt off! You pussy!
ummm…what’s up with the soaked crotch, there, buddy?
Man of steel has a glass bladder.
Little known fact: Kryptonite weakens EVERY muscle in Superman’s body, including those attached to the bladder.
That lady (Shemar is a woman’s name, right?) must not have had her Depends on.
Who can tell with these ridiculous made up black names? I mean, Shaquille is a very feminine sounding name.
I’d make fun of him, but I’ve done the exact same thing trying to mix drinks on the beach (see his left pocket) under a towel….
my boner kept knocking the liquor bottle over
or jeans over wet swim trunks, but the comments section is not for facts, this is pee.
LOL – your last 11 words…
“HI, my name is J. Doe, I just got off massaging John Travolta”
He actually looks oddly quite proud of himself, next time he should learn to sit down with the rest of the girls.
He did this deliberately to get media attention. He didn’t have the balls to leak a cock pic.
“Of course i peed my pants…everyone my age pees their pants, it’s the COOLEST !”
if peein in your pants is cool, consider me miles davis
“I pee Shemar, You don’t Fuck you.”
I guess Kim Kardashian stood him up.
Shemar Moore should pee less.
Why don’t colored folk ever know what appropriate beach attire is?
Maybe there was a water balloon underneat the tanning lotion in his pocket.
Did he forget he WASN’T in the water when he pissed himself?
He must have hit on a white woman who does not like black microphones.
you mean she didn’t swallow?
I learned this move from Snookie…
I just don’t get how a grown man can wet himself, no matter how drunk or lazy. He’s on Miami Beach and is in the midst of plenty. Is not as if he is in some God forsaken wasteland where he has no access to a toilet.
Krypton is less embarrassed by General Zod.
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