superficial

  1. Crissy

    Take that Superman shirt off! You pussy!

  2. Just Sayin

    ummm…what’s up with the soaked crotch, there, buddy?

  3. your mom

    Man of steel has a glass bladder.

  4. JC

    Little known fact: Kryptonite weakens EVERY muscle in Superman’s body, including those attached to the bladder.

  5. it had to be said

    That lady (Shemar is a woman’s name, right?) must not have had her Depends on.

  6. I’d make fun of him, but I’ve done the exact same thing trying to mix drinks on the beach (see his left pocket) under a towel….

    my boner kept knocking the liquor bottle over

  7. rican

    “HI, my name is J. Doe, I just got off massaging John Travolta”

  8. Grand Poobah

    He actually looks oddly quite proud of himself, next time he should learn to sit down with the rest of the girls.

  9. Cock Dr

    He did this deliberately to get media attention. He didn’t have the balls to leak a cock pic.

  10. DeucePickle

    “Of course i peed my pants…everyone my age pees their pants, it’s the COOLEST !”

  11. “I pee Shemar, You don’t Fuck you.”

  12. I guess Kim Kardashian stood him up.

  13. CK

    Shemar Moore should pee less.

  14. Pirate Hunter

    Why don’t colored folk ever know what appropriate beach attire is?

  15. Maybe there was a water balloon underneat the tanning lotion in his pocket.

  16. Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

    Did he forget he WASN’T in the water when he pissed himself?

  17. tlmck

    He must have hit on a white woman who does not like black microphones.

  18. Grand Poobah

    I learned this move from Snookie…

  19. Franka

    I just don’t get how a grown man can wet himself, no matter how drunk or lazy. He’s on Miami Beach and is in the midst of plenty. Is not as if he is in some God forsaken wasteland where he has no access to a toilet.

  20. EricLr

    Krypton is less embarrassed by General Zod.

  21. Steelerchick

    He’s pissed……. Literally. Look in his pocket.

  22. This guy is so good on the program. But I have a hunch that in everyday life he’s a bit of a dick. I hope I’m wrong.

  23. Shemar is awesome. Criminal Minds is one of the best shows on TV. He can piss himself all day as far as I’m concerned.

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