1. it had to be said

    That would not be so much a motorboat as a motor submarine. Great shirt.

  2. Her face reminds me how happy I am Tila Tequila is mostly dead.

  3. Grand Poobah

    seconds later she walked straight into a light post.

  4. Jill Ess

    Thanks to instagram, I know what Chrissy Teigen ate last night.

  5. “Is this Christine Telgen?”
    “I can see your boobs from here.”
    “Who are are you? Where are you??!!”
    “Look down…heh heh heh…”
    Police: “The call is coming from inside your shirt!”

  6. The Brown Streak

    “Hi, mom? Have you seen my purse? I think I left it at home.”

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