That would not be so much a motorboat as a motor submarine. Great shirt.
Her face reminds me how happy I am Tila Tequila is mostly dead.
seconds later she walked straight into a light post.
Thanks to instagram, I know what Chrissy Teigen ate last night.
“Is this Christine Telgen?”
“I can see your boobs from here.”
“Who are are you? Where are you??!!”
“Look down…heh heh heh…”
Police: “The call is coming from inside your shirt!”
“Hi, mom? Have you seen my purse? I think I left it at home.”
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