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  1. OMG Nick! Is that John Travolta?

  2. Johnny P!

    Nick: “People still buy our music! Can ya believe it?”
    Joe: “I know, right?”

  3. BlackAndWhite.Minstrel

    A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, works in a country you’ve definitely heard of, it doesn’t matter which, where one of these, I’m not saying who, goes when they want to do ‘certain things’ if you get my drift.
    And listen, I said nothing, right?

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    If they weren’t related, I’d say they were fucking each other.

    They might be anyway.

  5. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Dude – it smells bad”
    “Just drink it!” [giggle]
    “Seriously… what the heck is it? It smells like bleach.”
    “Just drink it.”
    “Is it yogurt?”
    “Just drink it.”
    “Greek yogurt?”
    “Just drink it.”

  6. Flame on

    Roll. That fucking. Sleeve down.

  7. Minky Wail

    Bizarro Hank and Dean Venture

  8. Am I the only person who has no clue what these two douchebags do or did to become famous? Did they sing that M-m-m-m-m-m-bop song?

  9. The Brown Streak

    Only at George Takei’s house do they get dinner and a show.

  10. Jill

    It’s a sad day when you can easily be identified as the gay jonas brother.

  11. Contusion

    Nick’s last name used to be Caldwell before he married Joe. People always mistake them for brothers.

  12. EricLr

    I bet at Christmas, the Ghost of Christmas Hanson appears to them to warn them of their fate.

  13. Twice the gayness of Bieber for half the price!

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