1. “Get the fuck out of my way with your Ray Bans!”

  2. Y’know, there’s “gay” and then there’s “Paul Lynde called in from Heaven and asked you to tone it down.”

  3. That’s the best outfit he could bring outta the closet?

  4. Go back INTO the closet, and find yourself some better clothes fuck!

  5. “Omigod, that Al Roker always makes me hard.”

  6. Captain Dick

    Coffee + Man breath. The man I’m referring to isn’t him.

  7. Jenn

    It’s illogical that he’s less stylish than non-gay Spock.

Leave A Comment