Cameron: “Kristen! You brought a director to go down on you and Stella and didn’t bring one for me? What the fuck?”
Kstew has shut the fuck up Diaz face, big time.
Isn’t that how Kristen always looks?
Add SJP & you’ve got the Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.
Rupert Sanders can kneel on the floor of a limo and get an actress off…two if one is old, but THREE is just way too much to ask.
“You two stop pretending to be dead and listen to what I’m saying!”
“You two stop pretending to be dead and listen to what I have to say!”
Obviously some very strong reefer was being passed around in that vehicle.
Keep absolutely still, her vision is based on movement!
“OMG, Please don’t make me look at Cameron’s face again, PLEASE…..”
If they look like that on the way TO the gala, what did they look like after it?
WTF is Eric Roberts doing in a car with Stella and Kristen?
Either I’m just too cynical today, or damn near every person in showbiz is absolutely full of shit. I’m leaning towards the latter.
Laugh all you want, but guided masturbation might as well be therapy.
Fingerbang chain. The new and, clearly, improved massage chain.
“The massage feature in these car seats are AMAZING!”
“I think mine is broken! Someone trade seats with me!”
“The massage feature in these car seats is AMAZING!”
“Someone trade with me. I think mine is broken.”
Thought bubble — Kristen Stewart: “For god’s sake, why can’t these two dried up old battle axes just shut the fuck up!”
Who says blondes have more fun?
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