Dreams of Bieber fill his head.
His hand is already there to do what has become instinct at this point.
“You wanna be a star, don’t you? Well, step up to the mic.”
His right hand says Kim Kardashian but his eyes say Bieber.
His right hand says Kim Kardashian but his eyes say Bieber…
“Where is my Kardashian when I need her or him?”
“Oh, sure, he was hesitant in the beginning, but now I just dangle it out there – yeah, just like this – and just like that, I’ve suddenly got Bieber Fever if you know what I’m saying!”
“Here, Bieber, Bieber, Bieber…”
Funny, I heard that Usher was particular to having black microphone crammed into his ass.
That’s funny… I heard tell that Usher was a fan of having black microphone crammed into his ass.
Apparently, I think I’m so funny, I should post things twice.
I’m not terribly sure about you, Iveski, but I sure as hell crack myself up! But usually I get it the first time…hahahahaha…
“This vibrationator thingie don’t work too well over pants…”
… that next track should be just like “ooo-oo *braat tat tat* ooo-oo -oo *beeyouip tat* oo-oo” it’ll blow they minds, but wait then’ll come the drop “*beeyoooo clack clack clack beeyooo* oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-ooooo-oo” mah gawd, yes, just hold hold that tune, yeah, then “ooo-ooo-ooooooo-oo-oooooo *ker-splash clack* mmm-giirrrrllll”, i’mma be a muthafuckin legend…
Ironic double entendre or clever bating of a certain pregnant woman? Do you even know how much they pay for pregnant water sports videos these days!?!?!
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